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ItsFunneh.

31 October 1995 · 12:00 · Canada
noon chart · houses approximate
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Plate inativity of ItsFunneh31 October 1995 · 12:00
the full read

ItsFunneh's chart, in plain language

A 10-part walk through the chart in five movements, from the core self out to the horizon. The essentials stay in view; anything marked with a small arrow folds open for the finer detail. Jump to any part below, or click a planet, house or aspect on the wheel above for the deep dive.

New to birth charts? The thirty-second primer
  • Planets are the what: ten drives every person carries. The Moon is how you feel, Mercury is how you think, Mars is how you act.
  • Signs are the how: the style each drive wears. A Moon in Taurus feels slowly and steadily; a Moon in Aries feels fast and hot.
  • Houses are the where: twelve areas of life, so the same drive plays out at work, at home, or in love depending on which room it sits in.
  • Aspects are the conversations: angles between two planets that make their drives cooperate, argue, or fuse into one force.

Every reading below follows that grammar: planet (what) in sign (how) in house (where). If you only read one section, read the Big Three; everything after it is that story told in finer and finer detail.

The Big Three

The Sun is who you are becoming, the Moon is what you need, the Rising is how you arrive. Read together, they are the working summary of the chart.

Your Sun in Scorpio is the core self, your Moon in Aquarius is the inner emotional life, and your Capricorn Rising is how you arrive. Your three pillars run on three different elements, which gives you genuine range. You carry several inner climates at once, and the work is letting each take its turn rather than letting one dominate. These three together are the spine of the whole chart.

SunScorpio · 10th house

Depth and transformation are the spine of the self. Intense, magnetic, drawn to what others avoid, refusing to live on the surface. The death-and-rebirth cycle is built into the personality. Lesson: the way through is through. The self is most fully expressed in public. Career, reputation and legacy carry your identity, and you tend to be known by what you do in the world. The climb is the path.

MoonAquarius · 1st house

Feeling is processed at a slight distance. Comfort comes from friendship, from groups, from the chosen family. The sensitivity is real but offered with detachment. The shadow is dodging the personal by way of the universal. Feeling shows on the surface. The mood reads on the face and in the body, and you lead with emotion. A sensitive, available presence, sometimes more open than is comfortable.

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RisingCapricorn · the doorway

You arrive composed. The bearing communicates competence before any word is spoken. People take you seriously immediately. Sometimes before you have decided whether you want them to. Your chart ruler is Saturn, in Pisces in the 2nd house: the planet that steers the whole chart, and the first place to look for how your Capricorn rising actually moves through the world.

Your North Star

The lunar nodes are the chart's North Star: not a trait but a direction. The North Node names the unfamiliar growth you are here to move toward; the South Node is what you are leaving.

North NodeLibra · 9th house · air element · 3rd decan

The pull is toward Libra: partnership, balance, genuinely taking the other person into account. The familiar groove is Aries: self-interest first, the solo charge. Growth is discovering you become more, not less, in real relationship.

South NodeAries · 3rd house

The South Node in Aries (3rd house) is the opposite shore: the gifts and habits you already over-rely on. It is the comfort zone the chart is asking you to move away from.

Finer detail: the decan and the degree

The decan. The North Node sits in the 3rd decan: the sign in its most worldly, fully-developed form; coloured by Gemini, it shows the energy after it has been tested.

The degree. On a critical degree: a sensitised point in the zodiac. This placement runs hot: it is emphasised, fated-feeling, and rarely quiet.

Chart Ruler

Because Capricorn rises, Saturn rules the whole chart. It is the vehicle you move through life in: wherever it sits is the chart's centre of gravity.

Saturn · the chart rulerPisces · 2nd house

The work is on imagination, compassion and the spiritual life: lessons in finding substance under the dreaming. The shadow is the fear of the formless.

Where it drives. Resources are the hard lesson. Often early financial restriction, with the work being to build genuine, durable worth and, in time, real mastery of money.

Public Face

The Midheaven is not only career; it is the aura you emit in your zone, what a room senses you are for. The IC, opposite it, is the private root that aura grows from.

MC
MidheavenScorpio · the 10th house

With Scorpio on the Midheaven, a room senses depth and intensity: someone not to be underestimated, who sees through the surface. Planets in the 10th (Sun, Venus, Pluto) amplify that signal.

IC
ICTaurus · the 4th house

With Taurus on the IC, this is the private root the public aura grows from. The lowest point in the chart. Imum Coeli. The ground beneath the feet. The IC is the point directly opposite the Midheaven. The deepest, most interior, most hidden point in the chart. It marks the cusp of the fourth house. Where the Midheaven describes the public face, the IC describes the private foundation. The home life. The roots. The ground the person stands on when no one is watching. The sign on the IC describes the texture of the inner life. The atmosphere of the childhood home. The deep, unspoken emotional climate that the person carries inside themselves regardless of what is happening on the surface.

Planets & Patterns

The planets are the cast: ten drives, each in a sign that colours it and a house that gives it a stage. Read down the roster, then see the aspects (the lines where one planet is locked in conversation with another) and the larger patterns they form together.

Of the ten planets, the weight falls in water and fixed signs: feeling. Intuition. Depth. The energy of the unconscious and the soul.

Every planet, placed

Each planet below carries its one-line job. Tap a row to unfold the full reading, and the fine print where there is any.

The aspects that define you
The patterns they fall into

The Houses

If the planets are the actors, the houses are the twelve rooms they act in. Each room carries a sign on its door, a ruler that ties it to a planet elsewhere in the chart, and sometimes tenants living inside it. Tap any house to open the full reading: the sign, the ruler chain, and who lives there.

Your Generational Role

Uranus, Neptune and Pluto move so slowly that a whole generation shares each sign. The sign is the era you were born into; the house is your personal assignment within it. This is your generational role: the corner of life where the big shift becomes your job to carry, with a lesson to learn and a gift waiting on the other side of it.

UranusCapricorn · 1st house

where you break from the past. Uranus carries the urge to break free, wake up, and overturn what has gone stale.Why it matters for youYour whole generation shares Uranus in Capricorn. But in your chart it lands in the 1st house, the house of self, body, first impression. That is your personal assignment: the one corner of life where this slow, generational force stops being abstract and becomes your job to carry. Your generation is here to break what has gone stale and wire up what comes next. Your personal share of that work is the 1st house: your own self, your body and the way you show up. That is the corner of life where the era's shift stops being your backdrop and becomes your job to carry.The lessonIn matters of self, body, first impression, your work is tolerating the instability that real freedom costs, and rebelling toward something rather than only away from it.The giftDo that work, and self, body, first impression becomes exactly where you offer the world originality, sudden insight, and the nerve to do it differently.

The era you were born into: Uranus in Capricorn

A generation that breaks down institutions and rebuilds them.

NeptuneCapricorn · 1st house

where you dream and dissolve. Neptune carries the pull toward the boundless: dream, faith, compassion, and the dissolving of every edge.Why it matters for youYour whole generation shares Neptune in Capricorn. But in your chart it lands in the 1st house, the house of self, body, first impression. That is your personal assignment: the one corner of life where this slow, generational force stops being abstract and becomes your job to carry. Your generation is here to dissolve the hard old boundaries and let something more imaginative and compassionate through. Your personal share of that work is the 1st house: your own self, your body and the way you show up. That is the corner of life where the era's shift stops being your backdrop and becomes your job to carry.The lessonIn matters of self, body, first impression, your work is telling the true vision from the seductive illusion, and staying awake instead of escaping.The giftDo that work, and self, body, first impression becomes exactly where you offer the world imagination, limitless empathy, and a channel to the transcendent.

The era you were born into: Neptune in Capricorn

An era that dreams of universal structure, the spiritualising of authority, the dissolving of institutions.

PlutoScorpio · 10th house

where you are remade. Pluto carries the drive to destroy what is finished and regenerate it from the root.Why it matters for youYour whole generation shares Pluto in Scorpio. But in your chart it lands in the 10th house, the house of career, reputation, calling. That is your personal assignment: the one corner of life where this slow, generational force stops being abstract and becomes your job to carry. Your generation is here to take worn-out structures down to the root and rebuild them from the power that was buried. Your personal share of that work is the 10th house: career, reputation and your public path. That is the corner of life where the era's shift stops being your backdrop and becomes your job to carry.The lessonIn matters of career, reputation, calling, your work is meeting power and loss without grasping for control, and letting the necessary endings actually happen.The giftDo that work, and career, reputation, calling becomes exactly where you offer the world regenerative depth, unbreakable will, and the power to transform yourself and the people around you.

The era you were born into: Pluto in Scorpio

Pluto is at home here. An era that remakes sex, death, power and the underworld, putting the hidden through death and rebirth.

Wound & Shadow

Chiron marks the wound: the place that aches, and the place you can eventually heal others from. Black Moon Lilith marks the exiled self: the raw, untamed part that was told to behave.

Chiron · the woundLibra · 9th house

The wound is relationship: heartbreak, codependency, or losing yourself in others, underpinned by a sense that you are only lovable when you please. Harmony can become a cage you decorate. Healing comes from partnering yourself first: a steady identity of your own, and the discovery that honesty deepens love rather than ending it. Lesson: balance includes your needs on the scale. The wound touches belief and meaning: faith, the search, whether your worldview can hold weight. Teachers, religion or culture may have bruised here. Healing arrives through finding a philosophy you actually live and passing that earned hope to others.

Black Moon Lilith · the shadowCancer · 6th house

She was the family's emotional weather system long before she had a word for it. She learned early how to absorb what wasn't hers to carry; she's spent the rest of her life learning how to put it back down. Her wound is being needed before she was known. Her medicine is mothering herself first, and letting the rest figure out their own dinner. Lilith lives in daily life, work and the body. Routines designed by other people quietly suffocate you; discipline easily becomes self-punishment until you learn the difference. The ordinary day must feel like yours.

Shadow Work

This chart runs on water. Every element has a low expression and a high one: the work is knowing which way you are tilting, and the mantra that walks you back.

At your worst

Drowning and merging. Unchecked, the water has no edges: it absorbs every mood in the room, keeps old wounds tidal, and loses the self inside other people's needs.

The middle ground

The everyday work is building a shore. Name which feelings are yours, let some things not be your job to fix, and let the depth have a container.

At your best

Deep, accurate empathy. At your best the water is emotional truth: you feel what is really going on, hold others safely, and turn sensitivity into art, care or insight.

“I can feel it all and still know where I end.”

Full Potential

Raw materials, not a verdict. Everything above was the chart describing itself. This is where it hands the pen to you.

This chart describes a capacity to feel accurately: to read what is truly happening beneath the surface and hold it with care. You are wired to sustain: your gift compounds when you commit and refuse to abandon the thing halfway. With Saturn steering and a Scorpio Sun at the core, the potential here is not a fixed fate; it is a set of raw materials. The chart names the tools. What gets built with them is the part astrology cannot tell you, and the part that is entirely yours.

Underneath everything, this is a chart learning to let a Scorpio core be fed by a Aquarius heart and carried out through a Capricorn face: three different instincts that only become one person when you stop making them compete.

the charge

Here is what the wheel cannot tell you. It hands you water: feeling, depth, and the will to care, and you are built to hold and sustain things. It gives you Saturn as your compass and a map of where the pressure and the ease already live. But none of it is a verdict; it is equipment. The chart is the raw material; the life is what you make of it. That part was never written in the sky. It has always been yours to write.

Asteria · the geometryThe tightest aspects between your planets.

The closest conversations in the chart: where two planets sit at an exact angle and never stop talking. Tightest orb first; these are the loudest.

Venus sextile Uranusorb 0.18°

In you, Venus works easily with Uranus, bringing together your capacity for love and pleasure and your need for freedom and the urge to break form. They support each other whenever you call on them, an inner talent available the moment you choose to use it.

Mercury square Neptuneorb 1.10°

In you, Mercury grinds against Neptune, bringing together your mind and how you communicate and your imagination, longing, and the dissolving impulse. They pull in directions that do not agree, an inner friction that becomes real growth when you work it rather than avoid it. This is one of the knots you are here to untangle.

Jupiter square Saturnorb 2.42°

In you, Jupiter grinds against Saturn, bringing together your faith, growth, and excess and your discipline, fear, and sense of limits. They pull in directions that do not agree, an inner friction that becomes real growth when you work it rather than avoid it. This is one of the knots you are here to untangle.

Moon sextile Jupiterorb 2.46°

In you, the Moon works easily with Jupiter, bringing together your emotional needs and instincts and your faith, growth, and excess. They support each other whenever you call on them, an inner talent available the moment you choose to use it.

Mercury square Uranusorb 2.73°

In you, Mercury grinds against Uranus, bringing together your mind and how you communicate and your need for freedom and the urge to break form. They pull in directions that do not agree, an inner friction that becomes real growth when you work it rather than avoid it. This is one of the knots you are here to untangle.

Asteria · flow & frictionGifts & Challenges

Every chart runs on flow and friction. The gifts are where the energy already moves easily; the challenges are where it meets resistance: the places that ask for effort and pay it back as range and strength.

This chart runs on an even mix of flow and friction: real ease in some places, real effort in others, and range that comes from holding both.

Where it flows
Jupiter rules Sagittariusat home

Jupiter sits in the sign it rules, so it works at full power here: one of the chart's natural, load-bearing strengths.

Venus sextile Uranusorb 0.2°

An easy, available link: Venus and Uranus feed each other with almost no effort. This is talent that shows up early and runs in the background.

Mars sextile Chironorb 0.4°

An easy, available link: Mars and Chiron feed each other with almost no effort. This is talent that shows up early and runs in the background.

Part of Fortune trine Vertexorb 1.8°

A natural, flowing ease: Part of Fortune and Vertex feed each other with almost no effort. This is talent that shows up early and runs in the background.

Moon sextile Jupiterorb 2.5°

An easy, available link: Moon and Jupiter feed each other with almost no effort. This is talent that shows up early and runs in the background.

Moon sextile Part of Fortuneorb 2.5°

An easy, available link: Moon and Part of Fortune feed each other with almost no effort. This is talent that shows up early and runs in the background.

Where it works
Uranus square North Nodeorb 0.3°

A productive friction: the pull between Uranus and North Node never fully settles, and that restless charge is exactly what keeps you growing here.

Moon opposition Vertexorb 0.7°

A polarity asking to be balanced: the pull between Moon and Vertex never fully settles, and that restless charge is exactly what keeps you growing here.

Mercury square Neptuneorb 1.1°

A productive friction: the pull between Mercury and Neptune never fully settles, and that restless charge is exactly what keeps you growing here.

Venus in detriment in Scorpiouphill

Venus runs uphill in Scorpio, earning by effort what it does effortlessly elsewhere. That effort becomes real, tested range.

Neptune square Part of Fortuneorb 2.1°

A productive friction: the pull between Neptune and Part of Fortune never fully settles, and that restless charge is exactly what keeps you growing here.

Jupiter square Saturnorb 2.4°

A productive friction: the pull between Jupiter and Saturn never fully settles, and that restless charge is exactly what keeps you growing here.

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Chart data for ItsFunneh
PointPositionHouseNotes
Sun7°47' Scorpio10th house·
Moon18°24' Aquarius1st house·
Mercury24°04' Libra9th house·
Venus26°36' Scorpio10th housedetriment
Mars7°48' Sagittarius11th house·
Jupiter15°57' Sagittarius11th houserulership
Saturn18°22' Pisces2nd houseretrograde, chart ruler
Uranus26°47' Capricorn1st house·
Neptune22°58' Capricorn1st house·
Pluto29°36' Scorpio10th house·
Chiron7°26' Libra9th house·
North Node26°27' Libra9th house·
South Node26°27' Aries3rd house·
Black Moon Lilith3°37' Cancer6th house·
Part of Fortune20°55' Aries3rd house·
Vertex19°07' Leo7th house·
Aspects
FromAspectToOrbPhase
venussextileuranus0.18°applying
uranussquarenorth-node0.33°separating
marssextilechiron0.37°separating
moonoppositionvertex0.72°applying
mercurysquareneptune1.10°separating
part-of-fortunetrinevertex1.79°separating
neptunesquarepart-of-fortune2.05°separating
mercuryconjunctionnorth-node2.40°applying
jupitersquaresaturn2.42°applying
moonsextilejupiter2.46°separating
moonsextilepart-of-fortune2.51°applying
mercurysquareuranus2.73°applying
uranussextilepluto2.82°separating
venusconjunctionpluto3.00°applying
mercuryoppositionpart-of-fortune3.15°separating
jupitertrinevertex3.17°applying
neptunesquarenorth-node3.50°applying
venussextileneptune3.64°separating
chironsquarelilith3.81°separating
uranusconjunctionneptune3.82°separating
suntrinelilith4.17°separating
jupitertrinepart-of-fortune4.96°applying
north-nodeoppositionpart-of-fortune5.55°separating
moontrinemercury5.66°applying
uranussquarepart-of-fortune5.88°separating
sunsemisextilemars0.02°applying
moonsemisextilesaturn0.03°separating
venussemisextilenorth-node0.15°separating
marssemisquareneptune0.16°applying
moonsesquiquadratelilith0.22°separating
venusbiquintilepart-of-fortune0.30°applying
mercurybiquintilesaturn0.31°applying
sunsemisextilechiron0.35°separating
lilithsemisquarevertex0.50°applying
lilithquintilepart-of-fortune0.71°separating
saturnquincunxvertex0.75°separating
venusbiquintilelilith1.02°applying
mercurysemisquaremars1.26°separating
moonquintilemars1.40°applying
marssesquiquadratepart-of-fortune1.89°separating